Monthly Archives: July 2013

Rock Bottom Snotrockets

  Another well-pitched Madison Bumgarner game. Another San Francisco Giants loss. Bumgarner keeps pitching great and the Giants keep losing. Each game I think that it can’t be any worse than the previous one and then it is. Can’t hit, … Continue reading

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Snakes and Snotrockets

Another Madison Bumgarner outing, another Madison Bumgarner gem. There were lots of snotrockets but not a lot of Giants runs (One count ’em one run) so even though Bumgarner pitched beautifully he was saddled with the loss. Sigh. Here are … Continue reading

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All Star Snotrockets

There weren’t any. 😦

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First Half Snotrockets

  Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Madison Bumgarner pitched another fabulous game. Well of course he did. He’s Madison Bumgarner, you know. Bumgarner closed out the first half of the season in fine fashion, both in pitching and … Continue reading

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Dodgers Can Suck Snotrockets

I hate the Dodgers. Filthy rotten scumbag Dodgers. No-good disgusting disease-ridden loathsome Dodgers. Everything about them is vile and nasty and putrid. Have I mentioned that I hate the Dodgers? Yeah. Madison Bumgarner had another stellar outing on Saturday and … Continue reading

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Three Months of Snotrockets

To the surprise of no one Madison Bumgarner had another great game today, in both pitching and snotrocketing. We are not worthy. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, June 30, 2013 on the road … Continue reading

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