Rock Bottom Snotrockets


Another well-pitched Madison Bumgarner game. Another San Francisco Giants loss. Bumgarner keeps pitching great and the Giants keep losing. Each game I think that it can’t be any worse than the previous one and then it is. Can’t hit, can’t field, can’t run the bases without getting caught in a rundown…it’s unofficially official: the Giants have hit rock bottom.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday July 27, 2013 at home vs. the Chicago Cubs:


  • ND, 8.0 IP, 4 H, 2 BB, 0 R, 0 ER, 7 K, 0 HR, 8 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 3 other. 2 double and 1 at-bat SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now has 22 snotrockets vs. the Cubs in 2013.

Bumgarner’s next start should be this Friday, August 2 at the Tampa Bay Devil Rays (yes I know they changed their name but screw it I like “Devil Rays” better). See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action. It’s all we Giants fans have, now.  Sigh once more.


About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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