Snotrockets Are All We Have Left

 

Madison Bumgarner keeps pitching great. The San Francisco Giants keep playing badly. That is all.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics from Wednesday, August 8, 2013 at home vs. the Milwaukee Brewers:

  • L, 7.0 IP, 5 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 3 BB, 4 K, 0 HR, 13 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 7 vs. righties, 5 other. 1 pre-game, 1 at-bat, 3 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 3rd in which he blew 4 snotrockets.

Don’t be fooled by Bumgarner getting tagged with the loss. He didn’t deserve it. The Giants could only manage 3 hits and 1 run. Combine that with some lousy defense and you get a great Bumgarner outing marred by the rest of the team’s ineptitude. Bumgarner deserved better. Giants fans do, too.

On to happier things. How about some snotrocket screencaps? Sure to cheer up even the most despondent Giants fan.  During last night’s game @SanDiegoGiants provided some good ones of Bumgarner in action:

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It was worth sitting through last night’s debacle, just for those snotrocket beauties.

Bumgarner’s next outing should be next Tuesday, August 13 at home vs. the Washington Nationals. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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