I’m Running Out of Snotrocket Titles

Only 5 innings for Madison Bumgarner last night. And a loss. And snotrockets. One out of three isn’t too good but I’ll take it.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Monday, April 28, 2014 at home vs. the San Diego Padres:

  • L, 5.0 IP, 7 H, 5 R, 4 ER, 4 BB, 5 K, 1 HR, 11 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 5 other. 2 pre-game SNR. 1 at-bat SNR.
  • Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now has 66 snotrockets so far in 2014.

 

As if the game’s outcome wasn’t dismal enough there was also this:

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No snotrocket screencaps makes everyone sad:

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Bumgarner’s next start should be this Sunday, May 4th on the road vs. the Atlanta Braves. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

 

 

Jersey Snotrockets

 

The article of clothing, not the state. But the way the San Francisco Giants (didn’t) score tonight against the Colorado Rockies they might as well have been in New Jersey, ’cause the offense barely showed up in Denver.

Tonight’s game saw the first Madison Bumgarner snotrocket into his jersey which was about the only memorable thing from this game, other than Bumgarner’s terrific pitching performance. Hunter Pence hit a solo home  run and that was it for the Giants’ offense. Sigh.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, April 22, 2014 on the road vs. the Colorado Rockies:

  • L, 8.0 IP, 9 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB (IBB), 6 K, 2 HR, 12 SNR (snotrockets). 3 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 5 other. 2 double SNR, 2 at-bat SNR, 1 in jersey (at-bat) SNR.
  • Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 6th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.

Thanks and gratitude must go to @SanDiegoGiants  for providing so many great snotrocket screencaps from tonight’s game. Without them this blog would just be a few snotrocket stats and some general overall whining about the lack of Giants offense.  So enjoy the following:

 

In the 6th inning

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Another snotrocket from the 6th

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And the aforementioned jersey snotrocket

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An 8th inning snotrocket

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I thought the tweet that went along with the above photo was great

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Bonus screencap: a Madison Bumgarner loogie

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Did you notice in the above loogie screencap that Captain Clarence Oveur  made a special guest appearance

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I just have one more thing to say about the lack of Giants offense in tonight’s game:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, April 28 at home vs. the San Diego Padres.  See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Oh yes I almost forgot: fuck you Dinger.

Fuzz Free Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner shaved off his beard. The Giants lost. Coincidence? I think not.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, April 17, 2014 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuww):

  • L, 4.1 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 3 BB, 6 K, 10 SNR (snotrockets): 3 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 3 other. 3 double SNR. 1 mound visit SNR with pitching coach Dave Righetti and catcher Buster Posey in attendance.
  • Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 5th inning in which he blew 5 snotrockets.

I try to live tweet every Madison Bumgarner start but unfortunately it isn’t always possible. People on Twitter are so nice about it 🙂

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Snotrocket screencapper extraordinaire @SanDiegoGiants tweeted some great Bumgarner snotrockets from yesterday’s game. I like the interesting composition on this one:

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And then everyone’s favorite, the classic double snotrocket:

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But of course you want close-ups. Left nostril:

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And the right nostril:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, April 22 on the road vs. the Colorado Rockies. High altitude snotrockets! See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

 

 

Grand Slam Snotrockets

 

Ho hum, just another day at the office for Madison Bumgarner. Lots of pitches, lots of snotrockets and oh yes what else only a Bumgarner GRAND SLAM. See? Just a day like any other.

Yes you read right. Madison Bumgarner hit a grand slam in tonight’s game vs. the Rockies. It was tremendously majestic. If you don’t believe me see for yourself (Click on the following link. I can’t embed the video because WordPress won’t let me do that unless I spend money to upgrade my blog and, well, forget that):  Madison Bumgarner’s grand slam

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, April 11, 2014 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies:

  • W, 6.0 IP, 9 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 2 BB, 7 K, 1 HR, 8 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 5 vs, righties, 3 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 on-base SNR.
  • Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 4th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.

Once again @SanDiegoGiants has provided us with some terrific snotrocket screencaps:

Madison Bumgarner celebrating his grand slam as only Madison Bumgarner can

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Up close and personal snotrocket

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Thursday, April 17, 2014 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuw). See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

 

 

 

A Plethora Of Snotrockets

 

San Francisco Giants win. Los Angeles Dodgers lose. It doesn’t get much better than that.

Oh wait it does. Madison Bumgarner pitched today and he was in fine form. Bumgarner recorded the victory and in the process unloaded a colossal amount of snotrockets during today’s game. It was glorious. If you missed it then for shame.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday, April 5, 2014 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers:

  • W, 6.1 IP, 8 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 10 K, 18 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 8 vs. righties, 10 other. 1 double SNR, 2 at-bat SNR, 1 on base SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 7th in which he blew 7 snotrockets.
  • Today’s total of 18 snotrockets are the most that Madison Bumgarner has blown since 6/30/13 (17 SNR at Rockies).
  • Today’s 7th inning total of 7 snotrockets are the most that Bumgarner has blown in 1 inning since 6/30/13 (6 SNR in one inning at Rockies).

If you don’t already you should follow @SanDiegoGiants on Twitter. He’s a good Giants fan with a very dry sense of humor. Plus he tweets the best Bumgarner snotrocket screencaps. Check out these beauties:

In the 3rd inning:

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And here’s a Bumgarner snotrocket blown during an at-bat:

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One more, because you can never have too many Bumgarner snotrockets:

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It had been a long, cold snotrocketless winter but today’s game more than made up for it. Attaboy, Madison Bumgarner.

Bumgarner’s next start should be Friday, April 11 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies.  See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Opening Day Snotrockets

Whenever another season of The Walking Dead ends I’m sad.  Six months and no zombies? No Daryl, Rick or Michonne until October? How can I make it through the summer? Oh right…

 

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Thank you Giants!

Madison Bumgarner was the Opening Day pitcher for the Giants, in Arizona vs. the DBacks, and while he didn’t have a long outing (4.0 IP) he did not disappoint in the snotrocket department. The Giants did not disappoint either, winning the game 9-8.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Monday, March 31, 2014 on the road vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks:

  • ND, 4.0 IP, 6 H, 4 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 3 K, 7 SNR: 0 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 3 other. 1 double SNR.
  • Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 4th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.

During the game my snotrocket tallying got some nice mentions on Twitter:

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It’s nice to be appreciated  😉

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Saturday, April 5 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuww).  See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.