Monthly Archives: May 2014

A Smattering of Snotrockets

  In the early part of tonight’s Giants game something didn’t seem right. Something seemed to be…missing. What could it have been?   Ohhhh. Right. Of course.  After the first 3 innings passed and Bumgarner had yet to blow one … Continue reading

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Twin Snotrockets

  No, “Twin Snotrockets” is not a new term for a double snotrocket. The Giants just had a little interleague play today. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, May 25, 2014 at home vs. … Continue reading

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Coors Field Can Suck Snotrockets

  I hate Coors Field. If you guessed by that first sentence that the Giants lost tonight’s game then you are correct, oh perceptive one. Well, at least Madison Bumgarner didn’t get the loss. That’s a small consolation. A bigger … Continue reading

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Cherry Sundae Snotrockets

  Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night nor heat of a unusually warm May afternoon in the Bay Area will stay Madison Bumgarner from the swift completion of blowing his snotrockets. He’s a professional. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s … Continue reading

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Bat Flips and Snotrockets

  Madison Bumgarner beat the Dodgers, blew lots of snotrockets and gave Yasiel Puig a dressing down for either flipping his bat or taking about 5 hours to round the bases after his home run. If it wasn’t for Brandon … Continue reading

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Pinch Hit Snotrocket

  The anticipation:     Yes. It really happened. You didn’t dream it. Madison Bumgarner pinch hit in tonight’s game.  And though he only lined out to the pitcher he did blow a snotrocket so all was not lost.  In … Continue reading

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Sunday Snotrockets

  Rest on Sunday? Not Madison Bumgarner. There’s a game to pitch. There’s snotrockets to be blown. Let’s get to it. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, May 4, 2014 on the road vs. … Continue reading

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