Cherry Sundae Snotrockets

 

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night nor heat of a unusually warm May afternoon in the Bay Area will stay Madison Bumgarner from the swift completion of blowing his snotrockets. He’s a professional.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, May 14, 2014 at home vs. the Atlanta Braves:

  • W, 5.0 IP, 7 H, 5 R, 4 ER, 1 BB, 4 K, 0 HR, 18 SNR (snotrockets): 2 vs. lefties, 12 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 at-bat SNR. 6 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 4th in which he blew 6 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner blew his 100th snotrocket of the 2014 season at 12:46 PM (vs. Pastornicky, R). It was a double SNR.
  • Bumgarner now has 37 snotrockets vs. the Braves in 2014.

Right about here would go some awesome snotrocket screencaps that @SanDiegoGiants usually tweets out. But not today:

Tweets-SanDiegoGiants-Missing Snotrockets

 

Sure, the snotrocket stats are nice but I think we can all agree that the visual stimuli of a Bumgarner snotrocket screencap is like the cherry on your sundae. A little something extra special that makes it that much better.

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, May 20, 2014 on the road vs. the Colorado Rockies. See you here or on Twitter  for all the exciting snotrocket action.

You’re thinking about snotrockets on ice cream now, aren’t you. You’re welcome.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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