Red Snotrockets

 

Red snotrockets at night, Bumgarner’s delight. Red snotrockets in morning, Cincinnati take warning.

The Reds had good reason to fear Madison Bumgarner this AM. Not only did Bumgarner go 8 innings and only allow 1 run but he also unleashed a fiendish amount of snotrockets in Great American Ball Park today. The Reds never stood a chance.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, June 5, 2014 on the road vs. the Cincinnati Reds:

  • W, 8.0 IP, 3 H, 0 BB, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 HR, 5 K, 17 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 9 vs. righties, 8 other. 3 double SNR. 1 at bat SNR. 1 dugout SNR.
  • Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 5th in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Today’s game saw the first Bumgarner dugout snotrocket of the season.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 172 snotrockets in 2014.

Great Giants fan and snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants outdid himself today and posted a record 7 snotrocket screencaps on Twitter. Seriously, if you don’t already follow him on Twitter you should.  Take a gander at the following pics and enjoy:

The first of 3 double snotrockets in today’s game:

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Admit it, you want closeups. First the left nostril:

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And then the right:

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A snotrocket from the 3rd inning:

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Bumgarner at the plate, letting Giants 3rd base coach Tim Flannery know he got the sign to snotrocket:

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Another double snotrocket, this time in the 6th inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2014-06-05-4-Double

 

If it’s a double snotrocket then you know there must be closeups. The right nostril:

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And the left:

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Bumgarner still snotrocket strong in the 7th:

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A Bumgarner snotrocket from a view of the Reds broadcast is still a Bumgarner snotrocket:

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Bumgarner makes his last snotrocket of the game a good one:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, June 10th at home vs. the Washington Nationals. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

 

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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