Bay Bridge Snotrockets

 

Even when the San Francisco Giants lose a Bumgarner start I can always find consolation in the snotrockets. But when there’s so few of them I am left desolate and also somewhat suspicious. A Giants loss is one thing. But when an inordinately small amount of snotrockets is tacked on to the loss then the mind naturally turns to thoughts of sabotage:

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Others shared my suspicion and looked for likely suspects:

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I looked for a solution:

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Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, July 8, 2014 on the road vs. the Oakland A’s:

 

  • L, 7.0 IP, 10 H, 6 R, 6 ER, 3 BB, 3 K, 0 HR, 4 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 0 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner blew one snotrocket in the 3rd, 5th, 6th & 8th innings.
  • Bumgarner now with 231 snotrockets in 2014.

 

Even thought there were so few snotrockets in last night’s game @SanDiegoGiants still managed to capture a couple of on-screen beauties. Here’s one from the 3rd inning:

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And another from the 6th inning:

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So few snotrockets drove some to despair:

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be this Sunday, July 13, 2014 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action. And pray for snotrockets.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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