Monthly Archives: May 2015

Snotrockets Above Replacement

  Ladies and gentlemen: a new baseball stat?   Hmmmm… Today is a two-fer because I neglected to post the totals from last week’s Bumgarner outing. There is no real reason behind that other than sheer laziness. I humbly apologize … Continue reading

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Glove Snotrockets

  Today’s game saw, to the best of my snotrocket knowledge, a first in Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket repertoire. A glove snotrocket. Wait, make that two glove snotrockets. What’s a glove snotrocket you say? Read on and discover. I mean, discover … Continue reading

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Midwestern Snotrockets

  The problem with waiting too long to write these blog posts is that I forget a lot of what happened in the game. BUT DAMN IT I’M NOT A WRITER I’M A SNOTROCKET TALLIER. Suffice to say that the … Continue reading

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Sluggish Snotrockets

  A short outing for Madison Bumgarner. A loss for Madison Bumgarner. A paucity of snotrockets for Madison Bumgarner. Three strikes and I’m out for the night. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday, May … Continue reading

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No No-No Snotrockets

  Madison Bumgarner came close to pitching a no hitter Monday night, losing his no hit bid in the 7th inning. Alas, he had to settle for a win and a shutout, with help from Sergio Romo and Santiago Casilla. … Continue reading

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