No No-No Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner came close to pitching a no hitter Monday night, losing his no hit bid in the 7th inning. Alas, he had to settle for a win and a shutout, with help from Sergio Romo and Santiago Casilla. Don’t worry about losing your no-hitter Bumgarner, your fans are sure you’ll get that no-no someday. Instead, worry about your declining snotrocket numbers. The lack of nasal projectiles has everyone perturbed. Your fans clamor for more snotrockets, Mr. Bumgarner. Please don’t disappoint them.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Monday, May 4, 2015 at home vs. the San Diego Padres:

 

  • W, 7.1 IP, 2 H, 1 BB, 0 R, 0 ER, 6 K, 7 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 5 other. 1 double SNR. 1 on base SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 4th and 7th in which he blew 2 snotrockets per inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 28 snotrockets so far in the 2015 season.

 

Even though Bumgarner failed to reach double digit snotrockets for the 6th straight game everyone’s favorite snotrocket screencapper, @SanDiegoGiants, did not fail in capturing the best of Bumgarner’s nasal glory. Here’s his tweet showing the left and right shots of Bumgarner’s only double snotrocket of the game:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-05-04-Tweet

 

A real nose bender of a snotrocket:

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An on-base snotrocket from the 4th inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-05-04-2

 

The no-hitter was still intact when this snotrocket was blown:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-05-04-3

 

In the 7th inning the no-hitter was gone but the snotrockets remained:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-05-04-4

 

And one last snotrocket from the game:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-05-04-5

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Saturday, May 9th, 2015 at home vs. the Florida I mean Miami Marlins. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

 

 

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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