Monthly Archives: August 2015

Thursday Afternoon Snotrockets

  Getaway day for the Chicago Cubs so there was a day game at AT&T Park today. Day, night, it doesn’t matter. Madison Bumgarner pitches, Madison Bumgarner blows snotrockets. You can’t have one without the other. They go together like … Continue reading

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Slugging Snotrockets

  Madison Bumgarner won a game and hit a home run. This is not a repeat. This is an entirely new episode in The Weekly Chronicles of the Awesomeness That Is Madison Bumgarner. Yes folks that man did it again. … Continue reading

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Complete Snotrockets Redux

  Madison Bumgarner pitched a complete game win today. Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Plus, a four game sweep vs. the Nats! Plus, snotrockets! Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, August 16, … Continue reading

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Complete Snotrockets

  Madison Bumgarner ended the San Francisco Giants losing streak by pitching a complete game against the Astros last Tuesday. He also blew snotrockets. Take a wild guess as to what I’ll be writing about. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket … Continue reading

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Tomahawk Snotrockets

  The San Francisco Giants were in Atlanta last week to play the Braves. Madison Bumgarner pitched, Madison Bumgarner won, Madison Bumgarner blew snotrockets. A Madison Bumgarner trifecta. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, … Continue reading

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Grassy Knoll Snotrockets

  The San Francisco Giants and Madison Bumgarner returned to the Dallas-Fort Worth area last night for the first time since their triumphant 2010 World Series win. Alas, no Giant motorcade and no Giant triumph last night as the Rangers … Continue reading

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