Grassy Knoll Snotrockets


The San Francisco Giants and Madison Bumgarner returned to the Dallas-Fort Worth area last night for the first time since their triumphant 2010 World Series win. Alas, no Giant motorcade and no Giant triumph last night as the Rangers won. However, don’t lose your head as all was not lost and never is whenever there are Bumgarner snotrockets to see and savor.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, July 31, 2015 on the road vs. the Texas Rangers:


  • L, 7.0 IP, 9 H, 6 R, 6 ER, 0 BB, 8 K, 2 HR, 9 SNR (snotrockets): 3 vs. lefties, 3 vs. righties, 3 other. 1 glove SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 6th in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 19 interleague snotrockets and 157 snotrockets overall in 2015.


You know if there are snotrockets to be had then the snotrocket screencaps can’t be far behind. Once again @SanDiegoGiants dazzled the Twitter universe with his Bumgarner nasal portraits. Magic bullet snotrocket in the  2nd inning:



Back and to the left snotrocket:




Sixth floor snotrocket:



Umbrella Man snotrocket:



Note: there was a minor incident in last night’s Giants-Rangers game involving Madison Bumgarner and a couple of Texas Rangers. Both benches emptied but as is the case in most of these events no punches were thrown and no one was ejected from the game. After the game there was a rush to judgment by some simpletons on Twitter regarding Bumgarner’s actions. I’m not going into detail on what occurred because I’m too lazy to do so but I will leave this here:

Tweets-FL-Bumgarner-Can Do-2015


Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Wednesday, August 5, 2015 on the road vs. the Atlanta Braves. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

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