Slugging Snotrockets


Madison Bumgarner won a game and hit a home run. This is not a repeat. This is an entirely new episode in The Weekly Chronicles of the Awesomeness That Is Madison Bumgarner.

Yes folks that man did it again. Once again Madison Bumgarner absolutely destroyed a baseball by sending it high into the left field stands at PNC Park. I wish I could post a video of it but WordPress won’t let you do that unless you pay them some money. So here’s a link:

Even other MLB players are in awe and admiration of Bumgarner’s slugging skills:

Tweets-David Price-Bumgarner Home Run-2015


But wait. Something’s missing. Oh yes. Snotrockets! Can’t forget the snotrockets. Home runs are great and all but snotrockets! They’re the tops, man.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, August 21, 2015 on the road vs. the Pittsburgh Pirates:


  • W, 6.1 IP, 6 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 1 BB, 6 K, 1 HBP, 13 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 8 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 5 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 198 snotrockets in the 2015 season.


No videos are allowed on free blogs here at WordPress but thankfully I can still post as many free photos as I want. Also thankfully @SanDiegoGiants captured some Bumgarner snotrockets for posterity. Here’s a sly from behind snotrocket from the 4th inning:



Also in the 4th inning – Bumgarner celebrates striking out the side in his own inimitable fashion:



One 5th inning snotrocket coming up:



Bumgarner left the game in the 7th inning with the lead and one more snotrocket:



Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Thursday, August 27, 2015 at home vs. the Chicago Cubs. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.


P.S. The Dodgers got no hit tonight so HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DODGER SUCK. That is all.

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