Thursday Afternoon Snotrockets

 

Getaway day for the Chicago Cubs so there was a day game at AT&T Park today. Day, night, it doesn’t matter. Madison Bumgarner pitches, Madison Bumgarner blows snotrockets. You can’t have one without the other. They go together like chocolate and peanut butter. Like beans and cornbread. Like Dodgers and ewwww.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, August 27, 2015 at home vs. the Chicago Cubs:

 

  • W, 6.0 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 2 BB, 12 K, 11 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 7 vs. righties, 3 other. 2 pre-game SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 209 snotrockets in the 2015 season.
  • At 12:46 PM Madison Bumgarner blew his 200th snotrocket of the 2015 season.

 

Noted Svengoolie hater and snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants produced some fine snotrocket pics for the viewing pleasure of all. A 1st inning snotrocket:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-08-27

 

As noted in the game snotrocket notes above Bumgarner blew his 200th snotrocket of the 2015 season today. Unfortunately it was one of those shy snotrockets and we didn’t get to see it in all its full blown glory. But here it is anyway, for posterity:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-08-27-1

 

Chipotle snotrocket in the 2nd inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-08-27-2

 

There was a double snotrocket in the 3rd inning and of course that means separate nasal action shots. First the left nostril:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-08-27-3-Double-Left

 

And then the right nostril:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-08-27-3-Double-Right

 

Cubs 1, Giants 1, Bumgarner 1…more snotrocket:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-08-27-4

 

Another shy snotrocket, this one in the 5th inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-08-27-5

 

Bonus Bumgarner: There was a fine balletic play made by Bumgarner at 1st base. Bumgarner took a throw near the 1st base bag and had to make a very graceful pirouette to record the out:

Giants-Bumgarner-Pirouette-Defense-First Base-2015-08-27

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, September 1, 2015 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (ewwww). See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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