Monthly Archives: September 2015

Despairing Snotrockets

  DODGERS CAN SUCK ALL THE SNOTROCKETS LOUSY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DISGUSTING DESPICABLE DEMONIC DEMENTED DEPRAVED DETESTABLE DEVIANT DODGERS I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH As you might guess last night’s San Francisco Giants game did not go well. Madison … Continue reading

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Long Sleeve Snotrockets

Madison Bumgarner wore long sleeves in last night’s game. It was earth-shattering. We may never be the same again. The sleeves only lasted for a few innings but the haunting images of covered forearms will last forever. Also lasting forever: … Continue reading

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Unsupported Snotrockets

  Madison Bumgarner pitched well enough to win last night. The San Francisco Giants did not hit well enough to win. That about sums it up, bye now. Oh wait I almost forgot the most important part of the game. … Continue reading

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Near Perfect Snotrockets

  Oh so close. Madison Bumgarner had a perfect game going against the San Diego Padres with 2 outs in the 8th inning when that  awful horrible terrible B.J. (I’m not calling you Melvin) Upton singled. If Bumgarner losing a … Continue reading

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Mile High Snotrockets

  The San Francisco Giants closed out their 4 game series in Denver, Colorado today and to no one’s surprise Madison Bumgarner did not disappoint, producing a win and many snotrockets. Thin air + Madison Bumgarner = a very busy … Continue reading

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Disgruntled Snotrockets

  I hate it when the Giants lose. I hate it even more when they lose to the Dodgers (eeeuwww). I love it when Madison Bumgarner pitches. I love it even more when Madison Bumgarner blows snotrockets. I broke even … Continue reading

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