Unsupported Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner pitched well enough to win last night. The San Francisco Giants did not hit well enough to win. That about sums it up, bye now.

Oh wait I almost forgot the most important part of the game. Snotrockets! Good ol’ snotrockets. Where would we be without the snotrockets? Lost, in a dark cold lonely mucus-free part of the universe. No thank you.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, September 18, 2015 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks:

 

  • L, 8.0 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 1 IBB, 7 K, 9 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 4 other. 2 pre-game SNR. 1 at-bat SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 33 snotrockets vs. the DBacks and 261 snotrockets overall in 2015.

 

Right now you’re probably asking yourself, “Where are the Bumgarner snotrocket screencaps from last night’s game? Were the snotrockets not captured for posterity? Will I be snotrocket-screencapless until Bumgarner’s next start?” Never fear, Svengoolie devotee and Bumgarner snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants came through once again and produced some top-notch snotrocket screencaps. Here’s one of Bumgarner’s pre-game snotrockets:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-18

 

A hit-in-the-first-inning-so-no-perfect-game-this-time snotrocket:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-18-1

 

At-bat snotrocket in the 3rd inning. Diamondback catcher Welington Castillo looks like he’s picking part of the snotrocket off of his arm:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-18-2

 

Snotrocket from the 4th inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-18-3

 

Long season snotrocket:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-18-4

 

Season winding down snotrocket:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-18-5

 

Bonus Bumgarner screencap: blowing loogies to his fans in the 6th inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-18-6-Blowing Loogies

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Thursday, September 24, 2015 on the road vs. the San Diego Padres. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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