Despairing Snotrockets

 

DODGERS CAN SUCK ALL THE SNOTROCKETS LOUSY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DISGUSTING DESPICABLE DEMONIC DEMENTED DEPRAVED DETESTABLE DEVIANT DODGERS I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH

As you might guess last night’s San Francisco Giants game did not go well. Madison Bumgarner was not his usual Madison Bumgarner self and had a not so good game. Meaning the Doyers won the National League Western Division and eliminated the Giants from postseason play Tuesday night. In San Francisco. On the Giants home turf. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH.

I need to stop thinking about it or I’ll burst a couple of blood vessels. I know what makes for a soothing time. Snotrockets. Madison Bumgarner’s snotrockets. Think about the snotrockets and things will be all better ohhhh yesssss…[stares glassy-eyed into space]

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, September 29, 2015 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (EEEEEUUUUUWWWWW)

 

L, 5.2 IP, 5 H, 4 R, 3 ER, 1 BB, 6 K, 3 HR, 11 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 6 vs. righties, 4 other. 3 pre-game SNR. 5 glove SNR.

Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 5 snotrockets.

Bumgarner now with 40 snotrockets vs. the Dodgers and 279 snotrockets overall in 2015.

 

For what may have been the last time in 2015 Svengoolie disciple and snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants produced some quality Bumgarner snotrocket screencaps last night. Here’s one from the 1st inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-29

 

Second inning snotrocket:

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Hidden snotrocket from the 3rd inning:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-29-2

 

Ominous portent of things to come: everyone turning away from the snotrocket:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2015-09-29-3

 

Always a crowd pleaser: the patented Bumgarner glove snotrocket:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be…??? It could be this Sunday, October 4, 2015 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies. Or it could be next spring. Tune in this Sunday, here or on Twitter, for all the exciting snotrocket action. Maybe.

DASTARDLY DEPLORABLE DEFORMED DISEASED DIRTY DODGERS SERENITY NOW

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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