Clayton Kershaw Hates Snotrockets


Madison Bumgarner hit his second career home run off of Clayton Kershaw today. Understand that no other pitcher has hit even one homer off Kershaw. Bumgarner has two in his career. TWO. BUMGARNER WITH TWO CAREER BOMBS OFF KERSHAW. Take a look at the one he hit today   (I apologize for the poor quality of the gif):

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As you can imagine Kershaw wasn’t too thrilled when the ball left the yard:

Giants-Dodgers-Bumgarner-Kershaw-HR-Fucking Shitting Me


Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for April 9, 2016 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuuwww):


  • ND, 6.0 IP, 6 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 1 HBP, 8 K, 10 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 5 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 2 dugout SNR. 1 glove SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 3rd in which he blew 3 snotrockets.


Imagine my Panik panic when I received this tweet from @SanDiegoGiants right before the game:

Tweets-SanDiegoGiants-On Assignment-2016


Not to worry though, the accomplished snotrocket screencapper came through after all with some great pics of Bumgarner doing his thing. Here’s a snotrocket from the 4th inning:



Close-up snotrocket a moment later:



Long view snotrocket from the 6th inning:



Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Friday, April 15, 2016 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuuwww). See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

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