Saturated Snotrockets

 

Hey everybody guess what day it is:

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Lots of rain in New York today so at first it looked like the San Francisco Giants game against the New York Mets might be in jeopardy. And since Madison Bumgarner was scheduled to pitch that meant we might lose precious snotrockets as well. Our fears were for naught however as the game was played and the snotrockets were blown. Also included in this game were some of everyone’s new favorite (well, mine anyways), the wedgie pick:

 

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Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, May 1, 2016 on the road vs. the New York Mets:

 

  • W, 6.0 IP, 6 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 3 BB, 7 K, 10 SNR (snotrockets):  2 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 3 other. 2 at-bat SNR. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 6th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 57 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

As in every Bumgarner outing @SanDiegoGiants was on point with his snotrocket screencaps. From the 1st inning, an early morning snotrocket:

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Top of the 3rd at-bat snotrocket:

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Bottom of the 3rd on the mound snotrocket:

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Bottom of the 4th snotrocket:

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Another at-bat snotrocket, a sly one this time:

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One man begins to question his sanity:

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Bumgarner celebrating his 100th pitch of the day with what else, a snotrocket:

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That particular snotrocket was especially, er, interesting:

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The 6th inning was Bumgarner’s most stressful and this was reflected in the snotrockets as two doubles were blown. The first pair came with 2 on and 2 out. The left nostril:

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And then the right nostril:

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Second pair, this time with the bases loaded. First the left nostril:

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And then the right one:

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Bonus Bumgarner screencap – FIRST WEDGIE PICK SCREENCAP OF THE SEASON:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Friday, May 6th, 2016 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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