Snotrocketing on the Sox

The Boston Red Sox were in town, just for the honor of witnessing some Madison Bumgarner snotrockets. Oh yeah and there was a game played too.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, June 8, 2016 at home vs. the Boston Red Sox:

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 5 K, 1 HR, 6 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 3rd in which he blew 2 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 115 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

Here to knock your Sox off is @SanDiegoGiants with some terrific snotrocket screencaps. Pre-game snotrocket:

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One man questions if he is in his right mind:

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And of course since it was a double snotrocket we get closeups. First the left nostril:

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And then the right nostril:

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Top of the 3rd inning snotrocket:

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Bumgarner only gave up 1 run in tonight’s game, a solo homer. Didn’t faze him at all:

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The Giants first run of the night was a Brandon Belt homer into McCovey Cove, the first splash hit in a long time. Bumgarner celebrated thusly:

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Hey wait is that Bumgarner going in the water after that HR ball?

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Bonus screencap – Sensual Baseball edition:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, June 14. 2016 at home vs. the Milwaukee Brewers. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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