Velveeta Snotrockets


Madison Bumgarner vs. the Milwaukee Brewers. Snotrockets and beer. No? Okay, how about snotrockets and nachos:



Sorry for ruining nachos for you forever. Never fear, there’s always sardines:



Sorry for ruining sardines for you too.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, June 14, 2016 at home vs. the Milwaukee Brewers:


  • W, 8.0 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 8 K, 1 HR, 10 SNR (snotrockets): 2 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 3 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 at-bat SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 2nd and 6th innings in which he blew 2 snotrockets per inning.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 125 snotrockets in the 2016 season.


Nachos fetcher @SanDiegoGiants came up with some great snotrocket screencaps tonight. First up: Keys to the Game:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2016-06-14-Keys To The Game


Top of the 2nd snotrocket:



Bottom of the 5th at-bat snotrocket:



75 pitches, 1 perfect snotrocket:



All tied up snotrocket:



Madison Bumgarner with a great game tonight, pitching and snotrocketing wise:



Bonus screencap – Matt Duffy snotrocket edition:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2016-06-14-Duffy Snotrocket


Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Monday, June 20, 2016 on the road vs. the Pittsburgh Pirates. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

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