Monthly Archives: July 2016

Snotrockets For Naught

The weather is hot. The Giants are not. Madison Bumgarner proved two things today: He’s still the Snotrocket King. His teammates are unworthy of his greatness. Bumgarner pitched another beauty of a game, going 8 innings and giving up only … Continue reading

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Let There Be Snotrockets

  In the beginning Madison Bumgarner created the inning and the game. And the game was without mucus, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the baseball diamond. And the spirit of Bumgarner moved upon the face of … Continue reading

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Sign of the Snotrocketalypse

  One outing. No snotrockets. End times. The first recorded outing of Madison Bumgarner where he started a game and produced zero snotrockets on camera. None. Nada. Zilch. This was a terrible night. When the first couple of innings went … Continue reading

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2016 All Star Game Snotrockets

  There weren’t any.

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One Hit And Several Snotrockets Ago

  Madison Bumgarner’s latest attempt at a no-hitter was foiled in the 8th inning yesterday by the Arizona Diamondbacks’ Jake Lamb. It was the only hit that Bumgarner gave up in a complete game win. Since yesterday’s game was the … Continue reading

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Sporadic Snotrockets

  Tonight’s San Francisco Giants game had a weird vibe to it early on. Madison Bumgarner pitched well so that wasn’t it. The Giants had some great defensive plays so that wasn’t it either. So what had me feeling all … Continue reading

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