One outing. No snotrockets. End times.
The first recorded outing of Madison Bumgarner where he started a game and produced zero snotrockets on camera. None. Nada. Zilch. This was a terrible night.
When the first couple of innings went by and no snotrockets appeared I wasn’t too worried because sooner or later Bumgarner always comes through with some nasal beauties. But as the game progressed and still no snotrockets were blown you could witness my growing
Panik panic on Twitter:
Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, July 15, 2016 on the road vs. the San Diego Padres:
- L, 6.0 IP, 7 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 1 BB, 9 K, 2 HR, 0 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. L, 0 vs. R, 0 other.
- Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning didn’t happen because there weren’t any freaking snotrockets blown.
- Madison Bumgarner still with 161 snotrockets in the 2016 season.
Even though there were no official (on camera) snotrockets recorded in tonight’s game America’s favorite snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants still captured a couple because he was at the game. Sneaky snotrocket:
Bonus Bumgarner screencaps – fowl edition #1:
Snotrocket screencapper on safari edition:
HE CAN SEE ME edition:
The best tandem in baseball edition:
Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Friday, July 22, 2016 on the road vs. the New York Yankees. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.
Please God, let there be snotrockets. Amen.