Glorious Snotrockets

 

The San Francisco Giants did many fine things tonight. They scored 9 runs and pummeled the Dodgers (ew). They stayed 1 game ahead of the St. Louis Cardinals in the race for the second Wild Card spot. Buster Posey and Angel Pagan took down two idiots who ran onto the field. And God er I mean Madison Bumgarner blew snotrockets, hit a two run double and won the game. Oh and this also happened:

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Very cool and congratulations Mr. Bumgarner!

Obvious tweet is obvious:

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Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Friday, Sept. 30, 2016 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (ew):

  • W, 7.1 IP, 8 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 1 BB, 5 K, 0 HR, 9 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 7 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 at-bat SNR. 1 glove SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 7th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner finishes the 2016 regular season with 233 snotrockets.

 

Bumgarner’s regular snotrocket screencapper  @SanDiegoGiants was on assignment Friday night so his partner in crime @iamjerklord filled in for him and did such an admirable job that:

 

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First snotrocket of the game:

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Sly and tied snotrocket in the top of the 2nd inning:

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Very rare and sure to be a collector’s item – the only known split screen snotrocket screencap in existence, with Bumgarner blowing a snotrocket while sharing the screen with the Dodger’s Yasiel Puig (ew):

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Classic front-facing nose bender of a snotrocket:

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Slick snotrocket in the bottom of the 4th inning:

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Another at-bat snotrocket, this time in the bottom of the 6th inning:

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Top of the 7th and leading by 6 runs snotrocket:

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Grab some pine Puig, you just got snotrocketed:

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Snotblock in the bottom of the 7th:

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Bonus Bumgarner screencaps – I always want Bumgarner loogie edition:

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Exciting hand blow edition:

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Bat kiss edition:

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Crotch action edition:

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Nose wipe edition:

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Loogie in two parts edition:

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Loogie closeups because you know you want them. First the bubble:

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And then the spray:

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Bumgarner hits a double, drives in 2 runs and is STOKED edition:

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When Bumgarner comes out of the game and you absolutely need to show your appreciation edition:

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Take heed of my tweet edition:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be…? At this time it’s still not 100% certain that the Giants will be appearing in the postseason. We’ll find out in the next couple of days. In the meantime stay strong, support our Giants and most of all give thanks that Madison Bumgarner exists.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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