Monthly Archives: April 2017

Snotrocket Salvation

  It’s only been two days since we learned the news about Madison Bumgarner’s injury. I’m still reeling from the thought of losing both Bumgarner’s pitching and snotrocketing excellence for who knows how long. But then this happened today: Finally … Continue reading

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Dirt Bike 1, Snotrockets 0

  Today was going pretty well. A nice day.  Then: …………………………………………… ………………………………..   ……………………………. …………………………………… ……………………………. ……………………….. ………………………… …………………….. ……………………………..   Most people on Twitter were sympathetic:   ……………………. …………………. …………………….   Then there’s this guy:   Madison Bumgarner’s injury … Continue reading

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Dismal Snotrockets

  Same story, different game in 2017. Madison Bumgarner pitches well. The San Francisco Giants don’t score any runs for him. Bumgarner still winless. Giants offense still gloomy. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, … Continue reading

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Invisible Snotrockets

  There were multiple snotrockets in tonight’s game but Madison Bumgarner’s unofficial official snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants was on non-snotrocket assignment tonight so there will be no snotrocket screencaps. However his partner in screencapping crime @iamjerklord did get this very nice … Continue reading

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Quiet Snotrockets

  The Giants offense was hushed. Madison Bumgarner’s snotrockets were muted. It was like a library out there on the playing field in San Diego tonight. We need the loud cracking of Giants bats and a deafening amount of MadBum … Continue reading

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Death Of A Mascot

Madison Bumgarner doesn’t pitch for two more days but this happened just now and it’s too good to wait until then:   R.I.P. Baxter. You will probably be missed.

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2017 Opening Day Snotrockets

  The day we have all been dreaming about is finally here. The Walking Dead season finale is tonight. It’s All Out War with Alexandria, Hilltop and The Kingdom vs. Negan and The Sanctuary. It’s going to be awesome. There … Continue reading

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