Quiet Snotrockets

 

The Giants offense was hushed. Madison Bumgarner’s snotrockets were muted. It was like a library out there on the playing field in San Diego tonight. We need the loud cracking of Giants bats and a deafening amount of MadBum snotrockets to feel right again.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday, April 8, 2017 on the road vs. the San Diego Padres:

  • L, 8.0 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 5 K, 0 HR, 4 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 2 other. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner had 1 snotrocket in each of the 1st, 3rd, 6th and 8th innings.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 13 snotrockets in the 2017 season.

Madison Bumgarner pitched a complete game, only gave up 2 runs and still got the loss. This makes me sad. What makes me happy? Snotrockets. Bumgarner snotrockets. Bumgarner snotrocket screencaps. Preeminent snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants provided us with great snotrocket screencappage tonight. Even though there wasn’t a large amount of SNRs tonight Bumgarner still got the game off to a good start with a fine snotrocket in the bottom of the 1st:

 

By the way, the above was a double snotrocket in fact. Skeptical? Need proof? See for yourself:

 

Shy snotrocket from the 3rd inning:

 

An excellent snarling snotrocket from the 6th inning:

 

Fresh out of the dugout snotrocket in the 8th:

 

So with tonight’s loss the Giants are 1-5 to start off the season. After the game someone asked Bumgarner about optimism:

 

Attaboy Madison Bumgarner.

Bumgarner’s next start should be Thursday, April 13, 2017 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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