Dismal Snotrockets

 

Same story, different game in 2017. Madison Bumgarner pitches well. The San Francisco Giants don’t score any runs for him. Bumgarner still winless. Giants offense still gloomy.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, April 19, 2017 on the road vs. the Kansas City Royals (Royals win 2-0):

 

  • L, 6.0 IP, 7 H, 1 BB, 1 R, 1 ER, 4 K, 0 HR, 5 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 2 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 5th in which he blew 2 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 26 snotrockets in the 2017 season.

 

While Madison Bumgarner’s teammates sadly couldn’t come through for him tonight his snotrocket screencapper did. @SanDiegoGiants was hard at work, screencapping snotrockets and giffing loogies. A bottom of the 2nd inning snotrocket:

 

Descriptive snotrocket in the 3rd inning:

 

Bottom of the 4rd and still scoreless snotrocket:

 

Little loogie from the 5th inning:

 

I wanted Madison Bumgarner to get his first win in 2017 so much that I tried a little dirty laundry magic:

 

It didn’t work. Maybe I should have washed and ironed it first. The Giants weak offense plus my slovenly habits cost Bumgarner his first 2017 win.

 

I’m sorry don’t cry I’ll do my laundry and the Giants will hit and score some runs in your next start okay please don’t cry

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, April 25th, 2017 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting Bumgarner snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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