One Is The Loneliest Snotrocket

 

Madison Bumgarner is back. That is good. But his snotrockets have dried up. That is bad.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, July 20, 2017 at home vs. the San Diego Padres:

 

  • L, 6.1 IP, 6 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 1 BB, 5 K, 2 HR, 1 SNR (snotrocket): 0 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 0 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 6th in which he blew 1 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 28 snotrockets in the 2017 season.

 

Professional snotrocket screencapper that he is @SanDiegoGiants managed to capture the one lone snotrocket that Bumgarner blew while on camera tonight:

Random snotrocket-related tweets from last night:

Theory:

Theory #2:

Conspiracy theory:

Fact:

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, July 25, 2017 at home vs. the Pittsburgh Pirates. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting Bumgarner snotrocket action (if there is any).

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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