Snotrockets in Tandem

 

Another well pitched Madison Bumgarner game with few snotrockets. Only two, in fact. What is going on here Mr. Bumgarner? Why you no blow snot anymore? We’re so glad to have you back pitching again but we want you snotrocketing too. We miss the mucus.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, July 30, 2017 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (ew):

 

  • ND, 7.0 IP, 5 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 7 K, 2 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. L, 0 vs. R, 2 other. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were  the 1st and 6th in which he blew 1 snotrocket per inning.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 33 snotrockets in the 2017 season.

 

If there’s a Madison Bumgarner snotrocket a blowin’ then you know @SanDiegoGiants is on it. One of Bumgarner’s two snotrockets tonight was a double and first up is the left nostril:

 

And then the right nostril:

 

Because Madison’s snotrockets have all but dried up and disappeared his snotrocket screencapper had to make do with other Bumgarner doings. Here’s an exciting shot of Madison Bumgarner after he singled in the top of the 6th:

 

This game was running low on snotrockets so @SanDiegoGiants did us all a favor and created a Bumgarner loogie gif:

 

Madison Bumgarner’s reaction after striking out Yasiel Puig:

 

Bumgarner’s pitch face is the best:

 

Madison Bumgarner in the bottom of the 9th inning, ready for the bullpen to save his second win of the season:

 

Madison Bumgarner in the top of the 10th inning after the Giants bullpen gave him another no-decision:

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Friday, August 4th, 2017 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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