Monthly Archives: August 2017

Sugar Skull Snotrockets

  Good things that have returned: Madison Bumgarner snotrockets Madison Bumgarner loogies Madison Bumgarner cup twitches   Bad things that have returned: No run support for Madison Bumgarner   Looky, another game where Madison Bumgarner pitched really well but received … Continue reading

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A Smidgen Of Snotrockets

  They’re back. Back again. The snotrockets are back. Tell a friend. Madison Bumgarner’s snotrockets haven’t completely dried up and gone away forever. They just took a night off in his last start. So okay there weren’t that many snotrockets … Continue reading

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Screech Vs. The Snotrocketer

  No Madison Bumgarner snotrockets to share in this blog post, just a wonderful gif I came across recently. It was made last year by @SanDiegoGiants of the time Bumgarner pitched against the Nationals in Washington D.C. and the Nats’ … Continue reading

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Snitcher Snotrockets

  Someone tattled on me. Someone told Madison Bumgarner about this snotrocket blog. I’m almost certain of it. Someone had to have said to him, “Hey did you know there’s some weirdo out there that tallies the number of times … Continue reading

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Hey, Snotrockets!

  So it turns out my fears that Madison Bumgarner’s snotrockets were gone for good were all for naught because in yesterday’s game we had Bumgarner mucus and not just loogies. There were actual, real, honest-to-god snotrockets. Can I just … Continue reading

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Aught Snotrockets

  Something terrible happened last Friday. Madison Bumgarner pitched and blew no snotrockets. This has happened before but it’s rare. When it does happen I just don’t feel right. Nothing feels right. Food doesn’t taste good. I can’t fall asleep … Continue reading

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Musty Snotrockets

Tonight Madison Bumgarner pitches at home in San Francisco against the Arizona Diamondbacks. Normally I would be watching the televised game and live-tweeting the snotrockets. However, I am so sorry but due to circumstances beyond my control I will not … Continue reading

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