Guaranteed Snotrockets

 

The White Sox have one stupid name for their ballpark. That is all.

The San Francisco Giants and our hero Madison Bumgarner were in Chicago last weekend to play the ChiSox. It was not a good outing for Mr. Bumgarner; he gave up 6 runs and only went 5 innings. But I can’t complain because we had snotrockets. I mean, Bumgarner could cough up a dozen homers in a game and I’d be happy because he was still shooting out the mucus. Priorities.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, September 10, 2017 on the road vs. the Chicago White Sox:

 

  • L, 5 IP, 10 H, 1 BB, 6 R, 6 ER, 4 K, 1 HR, 6 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 3 vs. righties, 3 other. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 55 snotrockets in the 2017 season.

 

Hey kids guess what time it is? It’s snotrocket screencap and gif time! @SanDiegoGiants captured some BumSnot  for your viewing pleasure. Even before Bumgarner threw his first pitch he blew his first snotrocket:

 

Also in the 1st inning a sneaky quick snotrocket:

 

Third snotrocket in the 1st inning:

 

Centerfield camera snotrockets are not the best ones but I’ll take them over no snotrockets at all:

 

Bonus Bumgarner goodies – thrilling hand blow screencap:

 

Bumgarner’s most stressful inning was the 2nd; he gave up 5 runs in that inning. Do you think he could have been distracted by the sign behind home plate?

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next star should be Saturday, September 16, 2017 at home vs. the San Diego Padres. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting Bumgarner snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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