Restoration Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner is back! The snotrockets are back! The San Francisco Giants’ quiet offense is back! You should only be happy about two of those things!

Yes, Mr. Bumgarner has returned from his stint on the broken pinky list. He looked great, pitched great and snotrocketed great. Unfortunately the Giants did not hit great and so Bumgarner was tagged with an undeserved loss. Eight hits resulting in only two runs is no way to celebrate the return of your hero, boys.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, June 5, 2018 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks:

 

  • L, 6.0 IP, 8 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 3 K, 5 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 3 other. 2 pre-game SNR. 1 at-bat SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 5 snotrockets in the 2018 season.

 

Oh how I have missed this:

Giants-Bumgarner-Snotrocket-2018-06-05-2

 

I wasn’t the only one who had snotrocket yearnings. First-rate snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants was overcome with emotion:

 

Other fans were also thrilled at the sight of Bumgarner’s mucus:

 

Bumgarner started the game off strong:

 

Hot snot:

 

Pie chart snot:

 

Poetry in motion:

 

Bonus Bumgarner screencaps – Loogie Bubble Edition:

 

If you follow me on Twitter you get very important Madison Bumgarner info like this:

 

I will also provide you with visual wedgie proof:

 

Yes, the Giants lost this game but:

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be next Monday, June 11, 2018 on the road vs. the Miami Marlins. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket, loogie and wedgie pick action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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