A Vat Of Snotrockets

 

The bad news is that the San Francisco Giants only scored 1 run in their August 28th game vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. The good news is that the Dbacks scored 0 runs. The bad news is that Madison Bumgarner got yet another no-decision. The good news is that Bumgarner blew more than 2 snotrockets in the game. Bumgarner getting a win would be nice but I’ll settle for the multiple mucus shots.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, August 28, 2018 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks:

 

  • ND, 7.0 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 4 BB, 5 K, 0 HR, 4 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 3 other. 1 pre-game SNR. 1 double SNR. 1 BumHug.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 1st, 4th, 5th and 6th in which he blew 1 snotrocket per inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 60 snotrockets in the 2018 season.

 

We have a plethora of snotrocket material for you to enjoy, in both screencap and gif form, and I was impatient for all of it to begin:

 

Here’s a pre-game snotrocket, blown at exactly 7:15 PM:

 

That was it for snotrockets until the 4th inning when there was some uncertainty from @SanDiegoGiants as to whether or not snot actually occurred:

 

I was already on it though:

 

In the 5th inning Mr. Bumgarner blew one of his specialties, the double snotrocket. Appreciative double SNR tweet:

 

@SanDiegoGiants was in agreement:

 

The last snotrocket of the game occurred in the 6th inning. Only a single this time but I’m not complaining and neither should you:

 

Bonus Bumgarner goodies – little earthquakes:

 

Contentious nasal action:

 

Bumgarner doesn’t like the strike zone and can you blame him:

 

Second one of the season and fast becoming a fan favorite – The BumHug:

 

A question for the ages:

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Monday, September 3, 2018 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting Bumgarner snotrocket action.

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