Freshly Brewed Snotrockets


The less said about Madison Bumgarner’s latest start the better. Let’s just focus on more pleasant things like his mucus, all right? All right.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Sunday, September 9, 2018 on the road vs. the Milwaukee Brewers:


  • L, 6.0 IP, 4 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 1 BB, 4 K, 1 HR, 9 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 4 vs. righties, 5 other. 2 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 6th in which he blew 4 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 70 snotrockets in the 2018 season.


As I mentioned earlier I really don’t have much to say about the game so I’m just going to hit you with a bunch of snotrocket screencaps. The first Bumgarner snotrocket of the game occurred in the 1st inning and it was a double, with the left nostril leading the way:


Left was of course followed by the right:


Single snotrocket from the 1st inning:


4th inning single snotrocket:


Another solo shot of snot, this time in the 5th inning:


The 6th inning saw Bumgarner’s second double snotrocket of the game, with the right nostril taking a surprising turn at being first:


Left nostril was shocked that it came in second:


Single snotrocket in the same inning:


One more single snotrocket from the 6th:


Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Saturday, September 15, 2018 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting Bumgarner snotrocket action.

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