Threatened Snotrockets

 

Still not over it:

 

I hate that Madison Bumgarner is not with the San Francisco Giants any more. Of course I don’t hate him for leaving. I completely understand why he did so. I just hate the circumstances that made him feel like it was necessary.to leave. It makes me sad because I wanted him to be with the Giants forever. 😥

Anyway, off with the sadness and on with the snotrockets. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Wednesday, July 29, 2020 on the road vs. the Texas Rangers:

  • L, 5.1 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 5 K, 1 HR, 1 SNR (snotrocket): 0 vs. lefties, 0 vs. righties, 1 other. 1 indoor SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 2nd in which he blew 1 snotrocket.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 2 snotrockets in the 2020 “season”.

 

Anatomy of a Snotrocket:

 

Some close ups:

 

There are dark forces about. People are trying to prevent Madison Bumgarner from showing off his nasal magnificence:

 

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred = bad for baseball

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Tuesday, August 4, 2020 at home vs. the Houston Astros. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting Bumgarner snotrocket action.

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