Author Archives: Fawn Liebowitz

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.

2017 Snotrocket Totals

  Short but sweet. And sticky. That’s Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket season totals for 2017. Thanks to a certain automotive vehicle with in-line wheels Bumgarner’s season was abbreviated by several months. Think of all the snotrockets that went unblown. The horror. … Continue reading

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Season Snotrocket Totals Coming To A Blog Near You

  I just realized I haven’t compiled Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals for the 2017 season yet. As Bumgarner only had 17 starts this season (blame a wayward dirt bike) there is really no excuse for this tardiness. My sincerest apologies … Continue reading

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Shutdown Snotrockets

  Madison Bumgarner’s season is over. He was due to start one more game this weekend before the Giants closed out this miserable year but for whatever reason manager Bruce Bochy decided to¬†shut down Bumgarner prematurely. How dare he. Doesn’t … Continue reading

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Gigante Snotrockets

  The San Francisco Giants wore their special ‘Gigante’ jerseys in last Saturday’s game in honor of Orlando Cepeda’s 80th birthday:   And in honor of Madison Bumgarner’s 16th start of the season the Giants did what they usually do … Continue reading

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Guaranteed Snotrockets

  The White Sox have one stupid name for their ballpark. That is all. The San Francisco Giants and our hero Madison Bumgarner were in Chicago last weekend to play the ChiSox. It was not a good outing for Mr. … Continue reading

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Pocket Snotrocket

  Madison Bumgarner’s latest start didn’t go so well. He gave up 5 runs in 6 innings, with 3 of those runs coming on 3 solo homers. Oh well, get ’em next time Madison. At least you blew snotrockets so … Continue reading

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Sugar Skull Snotrockets

  Good things that have returned: Madison Bumgarner snotrockets Madison Bumgarner loogies Madison Bumgarner cup twitches   Bad things that have returned: No run support for Madison Bumgarner   Looky, another game where Madison Bumgarner pitched really well but received … Continue reading

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