Tag Archives: Colorado Rockies

Invisible Snotrockets

  There were multiple snotrockets in tonight’s game but Madison Bumgarner’s unofficial official snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants was on non-snotrocket assignment tonight so there will be no snotrocket screencaps. However his partner in screencapping crime @iamjerklord did get this very nice … Continue reading

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Almost Perfect Snotrockets

  One hit. One lousy double separated Madison Bumgarner from perfection. Oh well. It’s all right Bumgarner, you’re still perfect in Giants fans’ eyes. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, August 26, 2014 at … Continue reading

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Squandered Snotrockets

  Today there was a fine pitching performance by Madison Bumgarner that was wasted by his teammates. Bumgarner pitched well enough and was in line for the win but another late inning meltdown (their third in a row) by the … Continue reading

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Coors Field Can Suck Snotrockets

  I hate Coors Field. If you guessed by that first sentence that the Giants lost tonight’s game then you are correct, oh perceptive one. Well, at least Madison Bumgarner didn’t get the loss. That’s a small consolation. A bigger … Continue reading

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Jersey Snotrockets

  The article of clothing, not the state. But the way the San Francisco Giants (didn’t) score tonight against the Colorado Rockies they might as well have been in New Jersey, ’cause the offense barely showed up in Denver. Tonight’s … Continue reading

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Fuzz Free Snotrockets

  Madison Bumgarner shaved off his beard. The Giants lost. Coincidence? I think not. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, April 17, 2014 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuww): L, 4.1 IP, … Continue reading

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Grand Slam Snotrockets

  Ho hum, just another day at the office for Madison Bumgarner. Lots of pitches, lots of snotrockets and oh yes what else only a Bumgarner GRAND SLAM. See? Just a day like any other. Yes you read right. Madison … Continue reading

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