Tag Archives: Los Angeles Dodgers

Snotrockets in Tandem

  Another well pitched Madison Bumgarner game with few snotrockets. Only two, in fact. What is going on here Mr. Bumgarner? Why you no blow snot anymore? We’re so glad to have you back pitching again but we want you … Continue reading

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Sophomore Snotrockets

  Madison Bumgarner’s second big league appearance came in a blowout game vs. the Dodgers in September 2009. Blowout for the Dodgers that is, as the San Francisco Giants lost to the Dodgers by a score of 1-12. Yuck. Bumgarner … Continue reading

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Glorious Snotrockets

  The San Francisco Giants did many fine things tonight. They scored 9 runs and pummeled the Dodgers (ew). They stayed 1 game ahead of the St. Louis Cardinals in the race for the second Wild Card spot. Buster Posey … Continue reading

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Don’t Look At My Snotrockets

  I had another blog post all prepared where I wrote a couple of lighthearted remarks about the game but I deleted all of that after the 9th inning because I just don’t have the heart to post it now. … Continue reading

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Spider 2 Y Banana Snotrockets

  Sometimes San Francisco Giants broadcaster Mike Krukow says things that I don’t understand:   I was afraid I was hallucinating but it wasn’t just me:   Eventually I made Google my friend:   Later on Madison came up to … Continue reading

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Defenseless Snotrockets

  Not Madison Bumgarner’s night. Not the San Francisco Giants night. And definitely not the Giants defense’s (defense? defense’s? defensivenesslessnessess?) night as they made 3 errors behind Bumgarner. Feh. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for … Continue reading

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Despairing Snotrockets

  DODGERS CAN SUCK ALL THE SNOTROCKETS LOUSY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DISGUSTING DESPICABLE DEMONIC DEMENTED DEPRAVED DETESTABLE DEVIANT DODGERS I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH As you might guess last night’s San Francisco Giants game did not go well. Madison … Continue reading

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