Tag Archives: Los Angeles Dodgers

Sophomore Snotrockets

  Madison Bumgarner’s second big league appearance came in a blowout game vs. the Dodgers in September 2009. Blowout for the Dodgers that is, as the San Francisco Giants lost to the Dodgers by a score of 1-12. Yuck. Bumgarner … Continue reading

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Glorious Snotrockets

  The San Francisco Giants did many fine things tonight. They scored 9 runs and pummeled the Dodgers (ew). They stayed 1 game ahead of the St. Louis Cardinals in the race for the second Wild Card spot. Buster Posey … Continue reading

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Don’t Look At My Snotrockets

  I had another blog post all prepared where I wrote a couple of lighthearted remarks about the game but I deleted all of that after the 9th inning because I just don’t have the heart to post it now. … Continue reading

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Spider 2 Y Banana Snotrockets

  Sometimes San Francisco Giants broadcaster Mike Krukow says things that I don’t understand:   I was afraid I was hallucinating but it wasn’t just me:   Eventually I made Google my friend:   Later on Madison came up to … Continue reading

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Defenseless Snotrockets

  Not Madison Bumgarner’s night. Not the San Francisco Giants night. And definitely not the Giants defense’s (defense? defense’s? defensivenesslessnessess?) night as they made 3 errors behind Bumgarner. Feh. Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for … Continue reading

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Despairing Snotrockets

  DODGERS CAN SUCK ALL THE SNOTROCKETS LOUSY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DISGUSTING DESPICABLE DEMONIC DEMENTED DEPRAVED DETESTABLE DEVIANT DODGERS I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH As you might guess last night’s San Francisco Giants game did not go well. Madison … Continue reading

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Disgruntled Snotrockets

  I hate it when the Giants lose. I hate it even more when they lose to the Dodgers (eeeuwww). I love it when Madison Bumgarner pitches. I love it even more when Madison Bumgarner blows snotrockets. I broke even … Continue reading

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