Thrice Snotrockets

 

The good news is that Madison Bumgarner blew more snotrockets in this start than in his previous one. The bad news is that Bumgarner is still not snotrocketing at his usual pace. What has happened to the mucus, Madison?

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, July 18, 2019 at home vs. the New York Mets:

 

  • ND, 9.0 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 6 K, 3 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 1 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 2 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 74 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

Yes there were snotrockets in the game but they were all at a distance so they wouldn’t make for very good screencaps unfortunately. But we did get this very nice Bumgarner gif made by @SanDiegoGiants which may provide a clue as to the disappearing snotrockets:

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start after this one was on Tuesday July 22 at home vs. the Chicago Cubs. Meet me back her for that one or you can always join me on Twitter for all the hot live Bumgarner snotrocket action. See you again soon.

Bien Descansado Snotrockets

 

So the July 13th game was a loss for the San Francisco Giants and a loss for snotrocket lovers as there was precious little mucus in the game. No es bueno.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday, July 13, 2019 on the road vs. the Milwaukee Brewers:

 

  • ND, 5.0 IP, 7 H, 1 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 6 K, 1 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 0 vs. righties, 1 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 1 snotrocket.
  • Bumgarner now with 71 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

Even though there was only one Bumgarner snotrocket in the game pro that he is @SanDiegoGiants managed to capture it and in a foreign language too:

Madison Bumgarner’s next start after this one was on Thursday, July 18 vs. the Mets. See you back here soon for some more snotrocket goodness. You can also catch me on Twitter where I always live tweet Bumgarner’s starts. Come stop by sometime, okay? You’ll be glad you did.

Curtailed Snotrockets

 

Yet another game where Madison Bumgarner didn’t blow a single snotrocket but at least this time he had an excuse. Bumgarner was taken out of the game after only going 2 innings because he was hit on his left arm by a comebacker (don’t worry, he’s fine). So it was a very short outing for Mr. Bumgarner. The lack of mucus is understood.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Saturday, July 6, 2019 at home vs. the St. Louis Cardinals:

 

  • ND, 2 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 2 K, 0 SNR (snotrockets).
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was none of them since there were no snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner still with 70 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

So no snotrockets of course means no snotrocket screencaps but Bumgarner’s premiere snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants still found some nice Madison moments for us. From the top of the 1st:

 

With so few snotrockets being blown by Bumgarner these days I often have to find other things to tally:

 

I caught a few moments too, like right after Bumgarner got hit on the arm:

 

And then in the dugout afterwards:

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start after this one was on Saturday July 13, 2019 on the road vs. the Milwaukee Brewers. See you back here for the snotrocket recap (snotcap?) on that one soon. In the meantime you can always catch me on Twitter where I usually live tweet most Giants games. Snot you later.

Two For One Snotrockets

 

Madison Bumgarner still isn’t snotrocketing at his usual pace. I’m concerned. And sad. I miss the snot. I’m sure you do too. I don’t know what’s going on. I guess we just have to be patient and wait for more mucus to appear.

 

Tuesday, June 25, 2019 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies:

  • W, 6.0 IP, 3 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 3 BB, 11 K, 1 HR, 1 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 0 vs. righties, 1 other. 1 at-bat SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 4th in which he blew 1 snotrocket.
  • Bumgarner now with 68 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

 

Sunday, June 30, 2019 at home vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks:

  • W, 7.0 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB 9 K, 2 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 1 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 6th and 7th in which he blew 1 snotrocket in each inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 70 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be this Saturday, July 6, 2019 at home vs. the St. Louis Cardinals. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

Nought Snotrockets

 

A Giants loss. A Dodgers (ew) win. No snotrockets. A terrible night.

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Thursday, June 20, 2019 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (ew):

 

  • L, 3.2 IP, 10 H, 6 R, 6 ER, 1 BB, 3 K, 2 HR, 0 SNR (snotrockets).
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 67 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

I have only one thing to say about last night’s game:

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be on Tuesday, June 25, 2019 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting Bumgarner snotrocket action.

Sweetened Condensed Snotrockets

Open the can. Add water. Enjoy the snotrockets.

This is another collection of Madison Bumgarner snotrocket stats. Instead of individual entries there are five games worth of snot in one shot. You’re welcome.

Thursday, May 23, 2019 at home vs. the Atlanta Braves:

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 6 K, 1 HR, 3 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 2 other. 2 pre-game SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 2 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 57 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

Wednesday, May 29, 2019 on the road vs. the Miami Marlins:

  • L, 6.0 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 4 K, 0 SNR (snotrockets).
  • Madison Bumgarner with 57 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

Tuesday, June 4, 2019 on the road vs. the New York Mets:

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 6 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 2 BB, 5 K, 2 HR, 2 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 0 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 3rd and 4th in which he blew 1 snotrocket per inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 59 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

Sunday, June 9, 2019 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (ew):

  • L, 7.0 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 5 K, 1 HR, 5 SNR (snotrockets): 3 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 1 other. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 3rd and 6th in which he blew 2 snotrockets per inning.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 64 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

Saturday, June 15, 2019 at home vs. the Milwaukee Brewers:

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 5 H, 5 R, 3 ER, 3 BB, 6 K, 1 HR, 3 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 3 vs. righties, 0 other. 1 glove SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 1st, 4th and 5th in which he blew 1 snotrocket per inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 67 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be this Thursday, June 20, 2019 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (ew). See you back here or on Twitter for all the exciting Bumgarner snotrocket action.

Catching Up On The Snotrockets

 

I spent some time away from this blog recently and while I was gone a lot of San Francisco Giants games happened and Madison Bumgarner pitched in some of them. He also blew snotrockets too. I am going to bring you up to date on all those missing snotrockets right now because I feel bad about having neglected my snotrocket duties and also I want to get this over as quickly as possible so I’m stuffing the snot into a single post instead of spreading it out thinly over multiple pages. All snotrocket stats are by me; all snotrocket screencaps and gifs are by @SanDiegoGiants.  Here we go.

 

Monday, April 8, 2019 at home vs. the San Diego Padres:

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 4 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 1 BB, 3 K, 2 HR, 4 SNR (snotrockets): 2 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 0 other.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th innings in which he blew 1 snotrocket per inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 25 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

 

Saturday, April 13, 2019 at home vs. the Colorado Rockies:

  • W, 7.0 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 7 K, 1 HR, 0 SNR (snotrockets).
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was none of them since there were no snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 25 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

Friday, April 19, 2019 on the road vs. the Pittsburgh Pirates:

  • L, 6.0 IP, 6 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 1 BB, 7 K, 2 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 1 vs. righties, 1 other. 1 dugout SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 5th and 6th in which he blew 1 snotrocket per inning.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 27 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

Friday, April 26, 2019 at home vs. the New York Yankees:

  • L, 5.2 IP, 11 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 0 BB, 5 K, 7 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 3 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 pregame SNR. 1 at-bat SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 34 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

Wednesday, May 1, 2019 at home vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (ew):

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 2 BB, 8 K, 13 SNR (snotrockets): 4 vs. lefties, 5 vs. righties, 4 other. 1 pregame SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 4th in which he blew 6 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 47 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

 

Tuesday, May 7, 2019 on the road vs. the Colorado Rockies:

  • W, 6.0 IP, 8 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 1 BB, 8 K, 2 HR, 5 SNR: 0 vs. L, 1 vs. R, 4 other. 1 at-bat SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 4th in which he blew 3 snotrockets.
  • Bumgarner now with 52 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

Sunday, May 12, 2019 at home vs. the Cincinnati Reds:

  • ND, 6.0 IP, 8 H, 4 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 7 K, 1 HR, 2 SNR (snotrockets): 0 vs. lefties, 0 vs. righties, 2 other. 1 at-bat SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific innings were the 2nd and 3rd in which he blew 1 snotrocket per inning.
  • Bumgarner now with 54 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

Saturday, May 18, 2019 on the road vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks:

  • W, 6.1 IP 5 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 3 BB, 6 K, 1 HR, 0 SNR (snotrockets).
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was none of them since there were no snotrockets blown.
  • Bumgarner now with 54 snotrockets in the 2019 season.

 

Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be this Thursday, May 23, 2019 at home vs. the Atlanta Braves. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.