Spider 2 Y Banana Snotrockets

 

Sometimes San Francisco Giants broadcaster Mike Krukow says things that I don’t understand:

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I was afraid I was hallucinating but it wasn’t just me:

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Eventually I made Google my friend:

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Later on Madison came up to bat with runners on base:

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But no West Coast offense play was necessary as Bumgarner struck out. Sigh.

Also, this is what comes up when you Google ‘spider 2 y banana‘:

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Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, August 23, 2016 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuuww):

 

  • L, 5.0 IP, 9 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 1 BB, 7 K, 1 HR, 5 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 2 other. 1 double pump SNR. 1 double SNR.
  • Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 2 snotrockets.
  • Madison Bumgarner now with 196 snotrockets in the 2016 season.

 

America’s premier snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants didn’t let yet another Giants loss affect him. He was hard at work tonight, capturing Bumgarner’s essence for all to treasure. Impressionistic snotrocket from the 1st inning:

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Also in the 1st inning – a rare double pump snotrocket (2 blows, one nostril). First pump:

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And the second pump:

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Bottom of the 3rd all tied up snotrocket:

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Bottom of the 4th snotrocket:

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Bonus Bumgarner screencap – wedgie pick edition:

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It just wasn’t Mr. Bumgarner’s night, pitching-wise. But that’s all right because we had snotrockets and another personal favorite – MadBum fury:

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You know what I don’t love though? That team in Chavez Latrine:

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I don’t take losing to the Dodgers very well:

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Really don’t take it well at all:

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Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Sunday, August 28, 2016 at home vs. the Atlanta Braves. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.

About Fawn Liebowitz

I'm Madison Bumgarner's snotrocket tallier. Don't judge me. Or Madison Bumgarner.
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