Sometimes San Francisco Giants broadcaster Mike Krukow says things that I don’t understand:
I was afraid I was hallucinating but it wasn’t just me:
Later on Madison came up to bat with runners on base:
But no West Coast offense play was necessary as Bumgarner struck out. Sigh.
Also, this is what comes up when you Google ‘spider 2 y banana‘:
Here are Madison Bumgarner’s snotrocket totals and other vital statistics for Tuesday, August 23, 2016 on the road vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers (eeuuww):
- L, 5.0 IP, 9 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 1 BB, 7 K, 1 HR, 5 SNR (snotrockets): 1 vs. lefties, 2 vs. righties, 2 other. 1 double pump SNR. 1 double SNR.
- Madison Bumgarner’s most prolific inning was the 1st in which he blew 2 snotrockets.
- Madison Bumgarner now with 196 snotrockets in the 2016 season.
America’s premier snotrocket screencapper @SanDiegoGiants didn’t let yet another Giants loss affect him. He was hard at work tonight, capturing Bumgarner’s essence for all to treasure. Impressionistic snotrocket from the 1st inning:
Also in the 1st inning – a rare double pump snotrocket (2 blows, one nostril). First pump:
And the second pump:
Bottom of the 3rd all tied up snotrocket:
Bottom of the 4th snotrocket:
Bonus Bumgarner screencap – wedgie pick edition:
It just wasn’t Mr. Bumgarner’s night, pitching-wise. But that’s all right because we had snotrockets and another personal favorite – MadBum fury:
You know what I don’t love though? That team in Chavez Latrine:
I don’t take losing to the Dodgers very well:
Really don’t take it well at all:
Madison Bumgarner’s next start should be Sunday, August 28, 2016 at home vs. the Atlanta Braves. See you here or on Twitter for all the exciting snotrocket action.